I Am Trying To Break Your Sex Laws #21

Yeah so is it acceptable to show my date a photo of my penis on the first date or should I wait till the third? - Cort B.

Highlands

Raquel sat across from me, hands folded, the candlelight shimmying against her ocean green irises. “I’m having a great time,” she said. I nodded. Her hands unclasped, reaching into her purse. She pulled out a Polaroid, placed it on the table face down and slid it gently to me. “I like you and because I like you, I think you should know something about me.” I threw my napkin over it, pushed my chair out and walked away; my mouth wasn’t ready to be a souvenir.

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